1. /*2. GNOT General Public License!3. (c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation4. */5.6. #include "dos.h"7. #include "win95.h"8. #include "win98.h"9. #include "sco_unix.h"10.11. class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing {12. }13.14. int totalNewFeatures = 3;15. int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;16. float numberOfBugs = 345889E+08;17. bool readyForRelease = FALSE;18. void main {19. while (!CRASHED) {20. if (first_time_install) {21. if ((installedRAM 22. MessageBox("Hardware incompatibility error.");23. GetKeyPress();24. BSOD();25. }26. }27. Make10GBswapFile();28. SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);29. AddRandomDriver();30. MessageBox("Driver incompatibility error.");31. GetKeyPress();32. BSOD();33. }34. //printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");35. //printf("Welcome to WindowsXP");36. printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");37. if(still_not_crashed){38. CheckUserLicense();39. DoubleCheckUserLicense();40. TrippleCheckUserLicense();41. RelayUserDetailsToRedmond();42. DisplayFancyGraphics();43. FlickerLED(hard_drive);44.45. /* BEGIN: SP1 BugFix */46. //RunWindowsXP();47. SetErrorTime(random_time());48. SetCrashTime(random_time());49. RunWindowsXP(VISTA_MODE);50. /* END: SP1 BugFix */51.52. return LotsMoreMoney;53. }54. }via


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so long
Roch

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geschrieben von Rochvellon , 30.04.2008, 22:31 Uhr , 376 mal gelesen